the impulse to hide what I'm doing at my computer still sits so deep even tho I'm literally never looking at anything objectionable , the door will open and I'll hurry to close the page like oh fuck no one can know I'm looking at the Wikipedia page for the Balkans
theres a type of gummy worm we sell at work thats called twin snakes
uncanny
You got all the the Superior Sweet Genes, and I was left with all the flawed Sour Genes. You took everything from me before I was even born
bitches really listing Stardew Valley down as one of their calming games when you’re supposed to play it like you’re gonna die every 11 minutes, like an entire operation with at least a dozen tabs open and the townie’s favorite gifts on a spreadsheet and each crops yield-to-time ratio ranked and memorized
I’m saving these tags specifically because this is exactly what goes on in my head when I play
I will never again know the succulent flavor of a seatbelt
Did anyone else do this
Rave reviews
